He's right behind me, isn't he?

What do they pack those foam peanuts in when they ship them?

Compensating?

Hunka hunka...

I think everyone who sits behind me at a stop light should check out this website...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me, can't prove anything...

What has two thumbs and just won all this money? This guy!

Couch eating dog...

If they can get it from a can, there's probably no point in leaving the house.

We're thinking about getting our tongues pierced... too slutty?